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Everyone's talking about Russell Brand right now.
He guest edited this week's New Statesman, and his excellent 4,500 word call for revolution was published this morning.
Press Association
In it, he likened shaking George Osborne’s hand to "sliding [his] hand into a dilated cow."
![In it, he likened shaking George Osborne’s hand to "sliding [his] hand into a dilated cow."](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/8/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2223-1382618693-10.gif)
And yesterday he advised Jeremy Paxman to "tangle [his beard] into [his] armpit hair" on Newsnight.
![And yesterday he advised Jeremy Paxman to "tangle [his beard] into [his] armpit hair" on Newsnight .](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/24/8/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7362-1382619430-29.gif)
