Thank you, Saved by the Bell , for turning us all into paranoid, cynical, and generally miserable human beings.
You worry people make fun of your possibly out-of-date cell phone.
Do you have an iPhone 5s yet?!
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You feel guilty consuming anything with caffeine.
You're so scared...of that second cup of coffee.
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You have trouble forming close friendships, because you think people are easily replaceable.
Oh, hey, Tori.
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You're suspicious of cleaning ladies.
You just know they're either stealing your valuables or secretly recording your impromptu a capella jam sessions.
