I actually can’t hear you from up here.
Everyone asks if you play basketball (or volleyball).
Maybe you did! Maybe, also though, you are desperately unathletic.
You get one picked-over rack of clearance shoes in a sale at MOST.
"Bye! Headed for the wealth of 7.5s!" — your annoying, shorter friends.
Your "awkward phase" just kind of...never...ended??
There is just soooo much limb to manage.
You refuse to shop at Long Tall Sally, because it is called Long Tall Sally.
Ugh I bet things in there WOULD fit nicely, though.
