King sized candy bars or GTFO.
Raisinets
Oh, I see you trying to sneak dried fruit into my chocolate!
Good & Plenty
Do I look like I own a tobacco pipe?!
Dots
Do you have teeth sealants? Not anymore!
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Bit-O-Honey
How is this sold as food? Teeth don't even work on it!
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