What do you mean you’re 25 and your job doesn’t end with dot com?
You don't know how anyone functions with less than two monitors.
One for work, and one for your stories!
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You're surrounded by modern furniture.
If there's not an umlaut in the name, it doesn't belong here.
You haven't had a real weekend off since you started.
Sure I'll work 11–9 with Sunday–Tuesday off!
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Beer!
Whether it's while you work, or an office kegger on Fridays, it's deeply ingrained in your company's culture.
