MY EYES. (NSFW-ish.)
"Beer Schlong"
The "schlong" unscrews to hold two beer cans, which I guess is convenient.
Jack Hammer
Ohhhhhhhhh, I get it.
"Down for the Count" costume with inflatable girl
This costume SUCKS.
"Party In My Pants"
"Hey ladies, there's a pants in my invited and you're party."
