Oops, spilled a little on myself again. Oh, well.
This place makes no sense.
What are they trying to contain? Life?!
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This is what your microwave always looks like.
You can't even remember when the last time you heated up spaghetti was. This does not bother you at all.
You lose your keys on a daily basis.
"Where'd I put those again?"
Wearing white is a recipe for disaster.
"Why did I wear this to wine tasting? Screw it. Pass the malbec!"