Coffee filters do not make good toilet paper.
Trader Joe's grocery bags are not suitable trash cans.
It's 6 months not 3 years between teeth cleanings. *PLEASE USE DENTAL INSURANCE WHILE YOU HAVE IT.
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Your 10-minute treadmill workout will STOP producing results in your late 20's.
You know that job you bitch about everyday. QUIT! Nothing bad will happen.
