Sometimes being geeky is the way to go. This is one of those times.
There's no better way to welcome guests to your home than with a scotch sampling sword.
Because scotch is badass... and swords are badass... So double badass!
For those drinking on the run, meanwhile, you can cart around your booze in a pirate chest.
Of course, a treasure chest cooler needs a backyard pirate ship playground.
