Moms have been battling each other since the dawn of time.
50,000 B.C.: Reaching Milestones
"Little Glug Glug paint moose on cave wall."
"So? Wakwak paint moose and sloth and use CONTOURING."
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Ancient Egypt, 3,000 B.C.: The diaper debate.
"I use Nile river reed diapers because they're recyclable."
"I only wrap my baby's tushie in linen. But I guess not everyone will grow up to be a Pharaoh."
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Ancient Greece, 500 B.C.: Push presents.
"I feel so sorry for the women whose husbands don't carve a statue of them giving birth for their push present. #blessed"
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Ancient Rome, 100s: Spoiling your child.
"She totally acts like her kid is a gift from The Gods."
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