Hi John.
That's right, folks. JOHN OLIVER.
He is to our hearts what tattoos are to Justin Bieber.
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Just look at those eyes full of wisdom and an unfortunate camera glare. And those dimples! So round, so cute, so poke-able.
His beautiful gaze screams, "I thought the court order said stay at least 100 yards from me, girl."
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Oh, and don't forget the fact that he runs one of the smartest, most hilarious shows on TV right now.
I'm looking at you, Last Week Tonight.
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