“In this desolate wasteland of rom-coms, I had to wonder, is there love out there for a woman who has finer motor control skills than Katherine Heigl?”
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2. Trust funds and wanderlust have made men troubled, or rather I should say trouble.
3. It's not a secret that men in New York can't — and won't — commit. But I couldn't help but wonder, does a fear of commitment give you the right to disappear from my life like Casper at midnight?
4. In this desolate wasteland of rom-coms, I had to wonder, is there love out there for a woman who has finer motor control skills than Katherine Heigl?
5. How many times can you drunkenly make out with another woman before you're suddenly on the spectrum of queer? Has the straight girl's last-ditch effort at titillating men been wiped away with real sexual and romantic interest in the same sex?
6. If you'd rather get Chipotle and curl up with your iPad than get dressed to meet him, then it's already too late.
7. Can straight people be adventurous in bed without appropriating from queer people?
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9. When a man goes down on you without any prompting, that's when you know his mother raised him right. Appropriate thank-you gifts include: eating his mom's cooking with absolutely no complaints or dietary requests.
10. I have to believe in the possibility of something more, that somewhere out there is a guy who wants to spend happy hour buying my drinks without asking me to Venmo him a few dollars for my old-fashioned.
11. Why are we so shocked that a politician would spend hundreds of dollars for a good orgasm? That's the cost of any self-respecting luxury vibrator.
12. Is Barack Obama the face of a sexier America?
13. As he ollied over an adorable pug, I saw the Occupy Wall Street sticker slapped to the bottom of his board and I had to wonder, is dating a millennial really for me?
14. Is the rakish charm of the fedora well and truly ruined? Will we ever be able to see one again and think Bogart instead of Brony?
