In which a man must ask himself the terrible question: Is £14 too much to pay for a plain T-shirt?
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1. Wow, it's loud in here.
2. So. Many. People.
3. Crikey, men's clothing has changed a LOT since I went shopping last.
4. Oh wait. This is Topshop. TopMAN is upstairs. PHEW!
5. (It's so much easier for women to shop. I kinda envy these women shoppers.)
6. So. Much. Plaid.
7. Can I really spend £14 on a plain T-shirt?
8. But two T-shirts for £12 is a bargain, right?
9. How V am I willing to let my T-shirt neck go?
10. Will I look like a knob if I buy a T-shirt with a '90s music act emblazoned on the front?
11. What is it with all the placenames written on T-shirts?
12. Wait, what size am I? This S is too XS, the M is too L, the L is too XL. HELP.
13. A man can never have too many zip-up hoodies.
14. Hmm, do I like polo necks?
15. £20 for a plain jumper? Thanks, Obama.
16. "Topman Ltd – Quality-Made Clothing". Erm, as opposed to the rest of Topman's clothing?
