Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
—Submitted by Shel Springer via Facebook
ABC
"My dad literally told me this one last week: 'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'"
—Submitted by Laura Kathleen via Facebook
Paramount
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
—Submitted by Trenton Taylor via Facebook
ESPN
