“Before we go, does anyone need the toilet?”
You've recently swapped your nice handbag for a practical, roomy backpack.
It gives you enough space to store your Savlon, hand-sanitiser, and a spare pack of tissues, and it means the weight of your belongings is evenly distributed across your back.
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And you've started scolding your S.O. when they get fingerprints on the windows.
And the mirror. And the kitchen surfaces. And the middles of photographs. It just makes everything look so grubby.
Don't even get me started on wiping down the hob.
Or leaving the dishcloth out in a crumpled up pile, as if they actually want it to mould.
You wear mum jeans with everything.
In fact, you own multiple pairs.
