How does anybody ever get together?
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"Me: Erm....er...right, well, maybe that was your way of sexualising a need for greater emotional connection with him?
Him: Dunno. But I think that's why I go for daddies now.
Me: You go for daddies? So why are you on a date with me?
Him: Because I thought I should try and break that pattern.
Me: So I'm here to help you break an unhealthy pattern?
Him: Yeah, but don't worry, nothing's going to happen between us.
Me: Ah.
Him: What? Did I say something wrong? So when is the right time to tell someone you're not interested?" – Anonymous
"I wasn't keen so I ducked speedily into the taxi and he somewhat grumpily slammed the door shut...on my finger. The nail has never grown back properly." – Anonymous
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