That’s why our hair’s so big. It’s full of secrets.
The reason our stores smell so nice? We put perfume through the air con.
There is an art to folding hoodies, and it involves a chopping board.
We get told off when the lettering on the piles of hoodies doesn't line up.
No, we don't offer student discount.
And yes, we know our clothes are all branded "University Outfitters".
It doesn't make sense to us either.
