Putting the misery in menses.
Julie: Please let's never discuss "milady's foul drippings" ever.
Lauren: I've gotta see one of these strap on "secretion cages."
Julie: I can't read French so I'll just assume this is making a smelly vagina joke.
Lauren: Though I can barely get past the visual, it's "I'm like a fish in water." So...you're living life in your natural habitat?
Julie: Tampons are always stealing virginities.
Lauren: Idk, sounds like Lisa is kinda slutty.
Julie: Unmarried girls can use tampons but reading? Not so much.
Lauren: "Phew, all this time I've been inserting them the medically incorrect way!"
