Neopia was a little effed up, TBH.
Web Of Vernax
Featured Neopet: YOU are a Spyder Petpet.
Why It Gives Us NeoNightmares: Your goal is to "trap your food in the smallest corner possible." You're being taught how to make others extremely uncomfortable for your own benefit. Great work, Neopets game creators.
Carnival Of Terror
Featured Neopet: The classic Chia-robot clown hybrid.
Why It Gives Us NeoNightmares: It's definitely the root of anyone's clown fears, because your main goal while playing is to shoot Chia robot clowns sent by Dr. Sloth, whose life goal is to enslave all Neopets. Also, explosives and pies fall from the sky. Seriously.
Meepit Juice Break
Featured Neopet: The Meepit, which is literally described as a "spooky Petpet." SPOOKY.
Why It Gives Us NeoNightmares: Basically, you're controlling a giant juice machine that feeds orphan Meepit children so they get their "Juppie juice." But the whole time the little guy looks SO pissed off and ungrateful. Who comes up with this?
Ice Cream Machine
Featured Neopet: The adorable, fashionable Chia.
Why It Gives Us NeoNightmares: While this game may seem innocent and adorable, the backstory is that this Chia is trapped in a nightmare where the ice cream she eats is out for revenge. It COULD be a good lesson to kids to eat healthy? But, that's pushing it.
