I’m hobbitsexual and proud.
Listen, nerds. If you've seen The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit movies and you think that elves are the sexiest residents of Middle Earth, you're fucking wrong.
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Yes, OK. Elves have long, shiny hair and carry themselves with the wisdom only thousands of years of introspection and study can bring. Big whoop.
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They are also notoriously snobby, emotionally unavailable, and have been known to monologue extensively while glowing from within.
They are also all vegans, which don't even get me started on.
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All in all I’d rate the sex appeal of your average Tolkenian elf somewhere between sitting pantsless on an iceberg and chipping a molar.
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