Gaga’s gonna marry the night. Literally.

After Lady Gaga announced she would be joining the cast of American Horror Story: Hotel, I couldn't help but imagine what storylines Ryan Murphy and his staff would script for her. Would she arrive on set during a cold, rainy, spring afternoon? Step into her trailer and finding Ryan waiting for her, script in hand?

"Glad to have you here, Gaga," he'd say.

"Don't call me Gaga," She'd coo, diving into the script...