Escape From Cretaceous Park.
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In the early '90s, a group of men with more money than sense figured out they could make dinosaurs.
As a wise man once said: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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They made all the dinosaurs female, and kept them locked away on an island prison where they could be exploited for profit.
Because men.
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Some of the dinosaurs, like this, um, Long Neck, were given yard privileges and the illusion of freedom.
But not all dinosaurs.
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