Long story really short: It was fun!
First of all, the roast was huge. Look how blurry the stage is from my seat — that's because the place was so big and I was far back.
When I arrived at my table there were bottles of wine, apparently from a vineyard called Roast of Justin Bieber. I'm assuming it's somewhere in Napa Valley.
There were also snacks on the table including this deviled egg. (Get it? 'Cause he once egged a house and also might be related to the devil?)
JK about that devil thing.
