An illustrated recap before the final 7 episodes.
Mad Men's final (half) season returns on Sunday. Here's a recap of where it left off and just how sad each character is at this point.
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Don Draper and Megan Draper
Splitsville. She basically dumped him over the phone. Long-distance relationships are a drag. Her acting career isn't going too well, so we'll see what happens when she runs out of bread.
And Don has plenty of it now that the agency was acquired by McCann Erickson. He's a millionaire again, but he's burned bridges with all his family, friends, and most of his coworkers.
Sad rating:
Don: ? ? ? ?
Megan: ?
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Roger Sterling
Roger narrowly managed to save the agency and Don's job. But he couldn't get his daughter to leave that hippie commune so now he's raising his grandson with his first wife Mona. Maybe his depraved orgy days are finally behind him.
Sad Rating: ? ? ?
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Bert Cooper
Bert's dead. His Ayn-Randian heart was so overwhelmed with pride at Americans walking on the moon that he just dropped dead. So long Bert. I pour some spirit-of-elderflower on the ground in your honor, homie.
Sad Rating: ? (but at least he died happy)
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