F*ck ‘em, dude.
When you're pregnant, the whole world thinks they get to talk about your body.
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"Wow you're huge! What do you mean you're only three months? Are you sure there aren't twins in there?"
A total stranger once called over the entire staff of a fro-yo shop to ogle the size of my belly. Mysteriously, I did not knock her out.
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Alternately, they might not think you're big enough, and try to force feed you sandwiches.
People seem to lose all sense of boundaries when it comes to a pregnant body, which is lame when it's your pregnant body, because suddenly strangers are guessing your weight and massaging your lower abdomen on the street.
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But there's something I want you to know.
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