37. Sporty does cartwheels to remind us that she’s #SPORTY. I LITERALLY need her to chill.
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1. This sexy intro is very James Bond/TLC's "Red Light Special" video.
2. We open on the girls singing "Too Much." Wait, is this movie just going to be a long concert video?
3. I do recognize this song though. For some reason, I owned the Spice World film soundtrack but never actually watched the movie. Was I wannabe?
4. This concert looks like nothing I'd imagine an actual Spice Girls concert would be like.
5. Why does Geri have writing on her dress? Why'd she draw the short fashion straw? Is this why she quit the band to sing her iconic desperation anthem "Look At Me?"
6. Well, at least they changed out of their white outfits into their natural insane street wear when they leave this Top of the Pops performance.
7. Elton John is in the hallway for some reason to kiss them all. I wouldn't have found Elton embracing Eminem at the 2001 Grammys so legendary if I knew he was always hanging around hallways to kiss people.
