50 Thoughts You Have When Eating A PB&J Sandwich For The First Time

I lost my PB&J virginity at 31.

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1- Why are people so shocked that I haven't tried it before?
2- I wonder if I'm missing out on the best thing ever that will change my life.
3- What if I don't like it? They are all expecting me to love it.
4- I mean, I LOVE peanut butter, but I'm not a fan of jelly.
5- Ugh, what did I get myself into?
6- Ok, here we go. Smells good.
7- How am I supposed to do this without smearing stuff all over my face?
8- Or maybe the fun is to get as dirty as possible?
9- Ok, for real. Bite.
10- Mmmmm.
11- MMMMMMM.
12- This IS good.
13- But is this strawberry jelly?
14- I don't think the strawberry goes well with the PB?
15- Should I ask?
16- Ok, they are all cheering for me. I shouldn't say anything.
17- This is awkward.
18- The choice of bread is debatable. Seven grains? Really?
19- Let's take another bite.
20- Did someone mention crunchy peanut butter?
21- Now I want crunchy PB.
22- And grape jelly.


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