Free at last!
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Wrote and published a book about me for sale at your local Barnes & Noble, Amazon, etc. Also required reading at more than a few universities. The catch? This collection of prose poetry, complete with sketches and drawings of old photos, details a rocky two-year relationship...that never happened. That's right, I was never even aware that she thought we were in a relationship of any sort until the book was published. Joy.
—Michael DeMattia, Facebook
My ex told me he wanted me to get a "test" to prove our daughter was mine despite the fact that he literally watched her come out of my vagina.
—Lex Gore, Facebook
