Dead babes we’d bang.
John Wilkes Booth
John Wilkes Booth is best known for killing President Abraham Lincoln, and killing it in the fashion stakes.
Anton Chekhov
This sexy Russian playwright and author was also a practising doctor. He once said "Medicine is my lawful wife and literature is my mistress." You've never wished you were literature until now.
Johannes Brahms
Brahms was once described by another composer's wife as "one of those who comes straight from God". Sure, she was talking about his music, but we know what she really meant. Extra swagger points for the crossed arms pose.
Friedrich Engels
Engels co-wrote The Communist Manifesto with Karl Marx, which was only slightly more successful than his other book, The Necktie Manifesto.
