They’re not ghosting on you. They’re literally a ghost.
They have a name that no one has had in years, like Gertrude or Amos.
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They often allude to being present at events that 100% could not have happened in their natural lifetime.
Wait did you just say you were at the circus fire of 1917?
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You notice a faint smell of dankness around them. Nothing too strong. Maybe it's just cologne.
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Your shower drain is always clogged with ectoplasmic residue after they've been over.
Who ya gonna call? Ghost Plumbers :(
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