Ugh.
You pull up to what already looks like a disappointingly boring townhouse in a run-of-the-mill suburban neighborhood.
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"Come in, make yourself at home!" your co-worker Tim chirps. You are seated in what appears to be a criminally mediocre living room and have to talk about "what's up."
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"Would you like something to drink?" "Sure." You soon regret these words, as you are saddled with a glass of flavorless water drawn from the tap.
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Before you know it, you have accidentally agreed to a tour of the house, starting with some remarkably unexciting stairs.
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