“So I hear you’re not breastfeeding.”
How you feed your baby.
"She doesn't breastfeed. Probably because she cares more about how her breasts look than her baby!"
"She still breastfeeds the baby and he's 18 months old. That's just sick!"
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Pacifiers.
"They only give her that pacifier because they don't want to hear her cry. I hope it's worth all the dental bills!"
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Your work status.
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't let someone else raise my kid for me."
"I would be so bored. I mean, really, what do they do all day?"
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Potty training.
"Did you hear? He's still not potty trained. Even after they gave him all those M&Ms."
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