The bee from The Bee Movie ain’t got shit on you son.

Because Shrek is a classic. Because Shrek has been here since the birth of everything.

Because Shrek has mated with Barbie creating a race of indestructible super soldiers know as Shrarbie in their native tongue.

Because Shrek transcends time, he is omnipresent seeing all possibilities and realities at once.

Because Shrek had written your destiny before you could even comprehend that your true purpose in life was to serve the Ogrelord.

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