There is nothing more awkward than making eye contact with someone who is between your legs.
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1. OK. This is it. This is what I've been preparing for.
2. Seriously though, I'm waxed like I'm going on a date.
3. But it would be kinda rude not to prepare, right? She's probably SEEN things.
4. I wonder what it looks like… from that angle.
5. Why does she bother knocking? She's gonna see it all in a minute, anyway.
6. Should I lay down? Sit up? I'll sit up.
7. What if I suddenly get my period?
8. No, I'm not getting my period for weeks. It's fine.
9. I hate how she alternates from asking about my family to asking about my vagina.
10. OK here we go.
11. I'm just going to look at the ceiling and try and relax.
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12. Look at that tool – she is literally going to crank open my vagina with that.
13. Do we have to keep talking while she's doing this?
14. And she's cranking it open.
15. Damn, that is COLD.
16. Did she just make a sound? I wonder if everything is OK down there.
17. I'll just ask. Should I ask?
18. OK, I shouldn't have asked. Now she probably thinks I'm worried about something.
19. How many sexual partners have I had? Is that really relevant?
20. I guess it is her JOB to know.
