Success = Getting off the tube right in front of the exit. Let’s do this again.
"Escalators"
Usually means: Handy moving stairs that are basically everywhere.
In London means: Handy moving stairs that are basically everywhere AND YET SOME PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO USE THEM.
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"Date"
Usually means: Romantic engagement.
In London means: Getting drunk and bitching about your jobs.
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"The South"
Usually means: Anything below Birmingham.
In London means: Anything below the river. Mostly Estate Agents.
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"Cereal Cafe"
Usually means: An slightly silly novelty.
In London means: The next front in the culture wars.
