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1. The Bermuda Triangle.
2. Walt Disney's cryogenic grave under Disney World where they accidentally freed Disney and he diabolically trapped them in the cryo tube in his plce while he forges a new America in his image.
3. Buried under all the fucking coal in Santa's workshop.
4. The 4th season of LOST.
5. The maze challenge in the Triwizard Cup.
6. The secret Presidential bunker used for nuclear threats.
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7. Wherever Bill Cosby's career went.
8. To Ursula's cave to wish for a better ability to commit.
9. Sam's Club where they died from eating too many free samples.
10. Re-virginization camp.
11. To hang out with Dov Charney in his homeless multimillion dollar pit of despair.
12. On Hilary's campaign trail as Bill Clinton's personal assistant.
