ITS BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS.
A man brought a shovel to a gunfight and won.
Some guy who owns a lizard shop beat one of his employees with one of his lizards.
A bearded dragon to be exact.
This man wearing a "No, seriously, I have drugs." shirt was arrested at K-Mart with drugs.
Meth to be exact.
tampabay.com / Via Facebook: pascosheriff
This man shook his penis in a circular motion at oncoming traffic.
According to the arrest report, Clayton Cornelison proceded to "shake his penis by moving his hips in a circular motion and proceeded to dance in the middle of the intersection with his pants around his ankles in the direction of oncoming traffic."
Via nbc-2.com
