Please don’t hurt me. Or stand in front of me.
You get to the gig way too early with hopes that you can nab a spot where you can actually see the stage.
Even half of a band member counts.
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When doors open, you're in a desperate rush to beat the stampede of people about to rain down on you.
There's only so far your short little legs can carry you.
Disney
You live in fear of being squashed in the mosh pit.
Fox
And the fear of crowd surfers landing directly on top of you.
Because they can't, you know, see you from so high above.
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