But do YOU lift?
Crunch
Used to mean: The lovely sound a biscuit makes as it gives way between your teeth.
Now means: The reason that coughing, laughing and indeed all movement is agony the day after an abs session.
Ripped
Used to mean: An unfortunate occurrence for pairs of tights.
Now means: The perfect state, from the curve atop those biceps to selfie-sational abs. One day you too will be as ripped as the hotties on your Pinterest #fitspo board.
Gym Kit
Used to mean: A baggy old ‘Team Building Exercise ‘99’ t-shirt and leggings you soon discover are see-through on the bum.
Now means: A virus taking over your wardrobe and draining your bank account. Those designer leggings are wicking, sculpting and apparently now acceptable to wear to bars so the cost per wear is really pretty reasonable right?
Avocado
Used to mean: Expensive, slightly weird fruit.
Now means: The love of your life. The soul of a creamy smoothie and the heart of a healthy chocolate mousse. Your breakfast bae.
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