Being a person is just humiliating.
You spend every moment in fear that you're about to do something embarrassing.
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Even if that thing is extremely unlikely.
"What if I just throw up right now, that would be terrible oh no"
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You get embarrassed about things that don't even faze other people.
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You even get as embarrassed about things that might happen as you do for things that actually happened.
Um, life is never too short to wonder "what if." Your life is ruled by "what if."
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