Channukah? Chanukah? Hannukah? Hunnu… oh forget it. Have a doughnut!
Being encouraged to eat a frankly ridiculous number of doughnuts.
Sufganiyot all the way, baby.
Seriously. It's basically a mitzvah to eat doughnuts.
Especially if you manage eat the whole thing without licking your lips.
Also, the doughnuts are free. You do not have to pay for them.
Being served latkes with apple sauce.
Mmmmmmm... fried potato pancakes.
