Feline Navidad.
Taste-test the tree to make sure it's still fresh.
"OK, no. I was not EATING it. I am just checking it."
Embark on their annual scaling of Mt. Christmastree.
"The view from up here is even better than last ye — ahhhhhh!!! Shit."
Single out one ornament and suspiciously eye it while trying to figure out how to thwart said ornament's evil plan.
"And so we meet again Candy Cane ... if that even is your real name."
But also wage feline warfare on all available ornaments.
"ORNAMENTS!!! WHAAATTTTT!!! POW POW POW BAM BAM BAM."
