Either way you want pizza.
Watching TV When You're Drunk:
What the hell is happening on TV right now? Is this making you dizzy? WHY ARE THEY MOVING SO MUCH? HAHAH, he tripped.
Nickelodeon / Via memebase.cheezburger.com
Watching TV When You're High:
This has, like, such a deep meaning. Why isn't everyone freaking out about this? This shit is REAL. This is going to change the world.
Nickelodeon
Talking to People When You're Drunk:
Holy shit, I sound so smart right now. I am impressing everyone. HAHA, everyone laughed. This is so great. FUCK YEAH. Wait, why is everyone walking away? I'M FUNNY.
FOX
Talking to People When You're High:
Holy shit how long have I been talking for? :: laughs uncontrollably ::
NBC
