I mean you’re basically a doctor.
Stylist
When you picked out your kids clothes you had them looking sharp.
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Stand-up comedian
Okay, so maybe “peekaboo” is a long way from stand-up, but if anyone saw how hard your baby laughed they’d know you’ve got some serious skills.
Comedy Central
Archivist
You could practically open a museum dedicated to your kids what with all the drawings, crafts, costumes, clothes, toys, and photos you've kept.
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Artist
You might not have thought of yourself as an artist before kids, but you do now after all the drawings you've done on restaurant place mats.
PBS
