“Can I call you Mikey?”
If you spell your name the traditional way, which is M-I-C-H-A-E-L, other people somehow remix your name by putting the E before the A.
Which is so wrong. A then E, people.
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Religous or not, you've had someone tell you that Michael, an archangel in the Bible, is responsible for doing some badass stuff.
Not only is he of the few named angels in the Bible, he will apparently fight a dragon in Revelations. And, like, that's pretty cool.
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If you're big and/or tall, people will always want to call you "Big Mike."
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Also, if you're short then people will want to call you "Little Mike."
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