Nonnnnn, je ne regrette rien!
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Because after French bread, no other bread will ever be edible again.
Heaven in your mouth for just a euro... oh, Paris!
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Because now all other languages sound pretty crap.
Why are you speaking at me in such harsh tones? Oh, that's just English?
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Because your mère d'accueil was a casual gourmet chef.
And when you begged her to teach you her ways, she just smiled, shrugged, and said "ah, mais c'est trop simple."