Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s not me, it’s probably you.
1. Make unpalatable chai at the first family meeting.
2. Show them the amoeba-like shape of your roti.
3. Tell them you're not an MBA.
4. Say you'd "kill for a smoke" in front of his parents.
5. Stand out in the sun till you're sufficiently dark enough to be rejected by his family.
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6. Say you'll only think about having kids when you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
7. Take him clubbing. Proceed to get hammered out of your mind. Claim that you were testing him all along.
8. Tell his grandmother that you're totes cool with going to the temple when you're menstruating.
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