Beyond the pale.
It's very easy for us to draw a self-portrait standing in the snow:
There I am.
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Most of us, pale and otherwise, know too well that makeup companies have no idea that "nude" is not a color.
Raise your hand if, regardless of skin color, you've ever felt personally victimized by "nude" foundation.
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We know that the fastest way to piss us off is to call us "pasty."
If by "pasty" you mean "flawless, vaguely blue-toned goddess," then yes.
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SPF 163 is our friend.
(Although that doesn't mean you don't also need UVA protection. Also, dermatologists note that, when you go above SPF 50 , the increase in UVB protection is minimal.)
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