DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR.
Trying to put on a hat, because why not, and realizing your hair is too big for it.
And also knowing that when you remove said hat, what's left is a frizzy ball of POOF.
Breaking your hair tie on a bad hair day and being completely helpless to do anything about it.
Really? TODAY this had to happen? Can I borrow someone's tie... I won't break it (I don't think).
When you make the mistake of trying to brush out a knot in your hair, only to find THOUSANDS MORE.
WHY DID I DO THIS!?
