You know what having big feet means? You can never find your size.
You never really got into the whole "pointy toe" shoe trend because your feet already look LONG ENOUGH as it is.
You hate going bowling because of the sheer fact that you have to ask for the biggest size available, and then they end up making you wear men's shoes anyway.
When you're lying down watching TV, you can barely even see it on account of your huge feet.
Finding your size is ALWAYS an issue.
OH THE BIGGEST YOU HAVE IS AN 11? Cool.